Happy birthday lizard

Today is lizard's birthday. And if you are wondering which kind of specie is it, i'm sorry to burst your bubble but it's a normal human being. I figured out that he isn't desperately in need of anything therefore i decided to give him a pad on the back as a gift of encouragement to live on. Despite his weakness in catching his prey for food and not being able to call out a clear lizard's voice, we still love him. He was ladened with sorrow when he found out that there is a strong resemblance between lizards and him. Not that he is a small creature with rough skin, four legs with a long tail. But he usu reminds us of a reptile even when we give a short glance at him. His features are way too alike. This is a picture of him which he thought he looked good in it. But the utmost importance is he doesn't prove to look like a lizard in it. The top secret lies in the picture when he jumped about in glee when i commented that that he looked pretty charming in the picture. That's not the point anyway. Today's school sucked big time again. A few of us were called out for some scolding for not attending chem choice. As the name says it all. It's our choice whether to go or not. The naggyness of mr oliver really reached my patience level. Although my attitude towards him was contumelious, he was in no position to complain that our school fees are not enough for his 3 meals per day. In this case, i think he is terribly wrong. What are our parents paying for every month like crazy? Does he even know that the word 'tax' does exist? Our parents pay the government tax, hence the government pay teachers via the tax they receive. Does this make any sense? Get a life.